I like to jump out of airplanes “WOO-HOO!”
and fall fast through the sky
I look at the clouds and the birds and the ground
rushing up, rushing past, rushing by

To skydive well you need to prepare
And buy all of the available products
I’ve spared no expense to keep myself safe
(I practically emptied my wallet)

My helmet helps to keep my head whole
My goggles protect both of my eyes
My altimeter gives me my altitude
And how quickly it’s flying by
My jumpsuit helps keep my body warm
my shoes cushion both of my feet
I do believe I’ve covered it all
what else could a skydiver need

Yes I certainly have thought of everything,
If there’s a jumper’s tool I have bought it
Ok, now it’s time to pull the-oops

oh shoot
my chute…i forgot it