I like to jump out of airplanes “WOO-HOO!”

and fall fast through the sky

I look at the clouds and the birds and the ground

rushing up, rushing past, rushing by

To skydive well you need to prepare

And buy all of the available products

I’ve spared no expense to keep myself safe

(I practically emptied my wallet)

My helmet helps to keep my head whole

My goggles protect both of my eyes

My altimeter gives me my altitude

And how quickly it’s flying by

My jumpsuit helps keep my body warm

my shoes cushion both of my feet

I do believe I’ve covered it all

what else could a skydiver need

Yes I certainly have thought of everything,

If there’s a jumper’s tool I have bought it

Ok, now it’s time to pull the-oops

oh shoot

my chute…i forgot it